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“By 1990 it was so popular it was granted a license.”
The Pirate’s Dilemma by Matt Mason
“We are going to talk about such things as homosexuality as an alternative lifestyle.”
Jesus Acted Up: A Gay and Lesbian Manifesto by Robert Goss
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“Starting Position: Modified passive stance, with your hands raised up to face height.” LOL!, it had to be my krav book...
“Good introductions made with charm and tact are among the best way to earn a reputation as a man or woman of courtesy,...
“All English speech sounds are made using this mechanism, although it is not the only way to produce speech.” …….. I...
He in turn, did not look at her, did not see her delicate , freckled face, her red lips, her large sparkling green eyes,...
harry potter & the philosopher’s stone-‘why not?’
“So we became more addicted to oil.” ……………. okay dammit
“Slowly his hands relaxed, and he began to tremble” -The Fellowship of the Rings HAHAHAHHAHA.
“…As far as the opinions which I had been receiving since my birth were concerned, I could not do better than to reject...
“Ich will keine Schokolade, ich will lieber einen… Ach was, gib her den Süßkram!” @highlifebylola Ich sollte das...
“Aye, the Probe.”
“The mature Ponderosa trees have bark two inches thick and are relatively resistant to fire, which instead burns out the...
In the third act, Gomez Dana sings only in ensembles. (Analyzing Opera: Verdi and Wagner)
“Went in a flash, though,” said Malvonne. Well, I guess that’s what Toni Morrison thinks. lol.
eat properly, so yes a can handle a fork and spoon.” What dose that suppose
“I shut my computer.” so uhm. what i’m getting from this is that i can’t read ~inapropriate~ fics anymore? oh. okay...
“Applications should be filed no later than the tenth day of instruction, although exceptions can be made for medical or...
the nearest book is an empty journal. lol so true.
“I would fain have rebelled, but felt that in the present state of things it would be madness to quarrel openly with the...
“For $10,000.00” …. I’m gonna be an expensive hooker? Sweet baby Jesus.
“It was what red hair looked like after more than six hundred years of no sun.” (LOL)
But they’re so clueless, and they belonged to Cinna, and he was on my side, right?
He seemed stupified-thunderstricken. OOOOH YEEEAAAAAAHHH!
“Considering itself one of the detachments of the universal army of the proletariat, Russian social democracy is...
“He smirked”. :)
For a time I kept a file that eventually ran into the hundreds on local illegal aliens who had been deported multiple...
“A ping from Shay came,but she ignored it,setting her interface ring to sleep time”
que bonita! ”How Pretty!” really now? lmao….
“In 1993, parliamentary elections were held.” The year is looking good for me guys
nicht, dass Sie zu alt waeren…, (not that you’re too old…) XD OMG my German Grammar book
sebastian—michealis:
i couldn’t resist ”...mother taught prim and me...eat...